Rob Van Dam def. James Storm: A pretty good match. The crowd was hot for this match. After the match Storm bashed RVD with a beer bottle. I give this match a 21⁄2 out of 5 stars.
Rob Terry def. Homicide to retain the Global Championship: Homicide smashed Terry over the head with a chair. Why haven't they banned those shots yet? I give this match a 1 out of 5 stars.
Mr. Anderson def. Kurt Angle in a ladder match: Angle almost got really hurt after he fell from the ladder to the floor. Pretty good ladder match though. I give this match a 3 out of 5 stars.
Team 3D draw Motor City Machine Guns in a no-contest: The Band came out and interfered in the match. I give this match a 2 out of 5 stars.
TNA X-Division Champion def. Generation Me in a gauntlet match: Not quite sure why they had this match. I give this match a 1 out of 5 stars.
D'Angelo Dinero def. Desmond Wolfe: They need to make these guys look better in matches. These short matches are really hurting their momentum. I give this match a 11⁄2 out of 5 stars.
Overall: Overall I give Impact a 14⁄5 out of 5stars.
Sheamus def. Kofi Kingston: After winning the match Sheamus beat Kingston down with a steel pipe. I give this match a 2 out of 5 stars.
Eve def. Kelly Kelly, Jillian Hall, Alicia Fox, Gail Kim, Rosa Mendes, Katie Lea, and the Bella Twins: Eve advances next week to face Maryse for the Divas Championship. I give this match a 1 out of 5 stars.
Ted DiBiase def. Christian: DiBiase got revenge for last week's match. I give this match a 2 out of 5 stars.
Randy Orton def. World Heavyweight Champion Jack Swagger: Best match of the night. Randy Orton needs to be placed back in the title hunt now. I give this match a 3 out of 5 stars.
Big Show and The Miz def. John Cena and David Otunga to retain the Unified Tag Team Championships: Otunga left Cena by himself in the ring for Big Show to knock Cena out cold for the pinfall. I give this match a 2 out of 5 stars.
Overall: Overall I give Raw a 2 out of 5 stars.
Winner: Neither show was really that good. I almost caught myself falling asleep watching Impact and Raw was a little more exciting, but it still was boring. I give this week's edge to Raw.
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